Comedy Gold. Nuff' Said!

Intro- Salutations and aloha, yes those are two words that you would never regularly find in the same sentence but somehow I have managed to conquer that impossible feat! My name is Eric and I hail from a small city in the outskirts of California called Los Angeles. Yes, for those of you who've never visited Los Angeles, I truly believe that it's where superficiality and materialism manifested.

Background- I'm a Japanese "American", I stress American because I'm probably as white-washed as someone could probably get. Though I'm proud of my culture and I try to learn things here and there, it's difficult because I lived in Los Angeles all my life. Let me put things in simpler terms, I'd rather eat a freezer burned steak which reeks of Nick Nolte's armpit as opposed to eating a plate of fresh sashimi.

Who I am- I'm a pretty laid back, mellow sort of guy. Someone who appreciates simplicity and sincerity. I really like to hang out with people who are down to earth, have integrity and above all else have a bodacious rack, it doesn't matter if they're real or not.

What do I like to do?- Well, when I'm not serving the horrific hordes of consumers in the confounds of retail hell, there are a things which I enjoy doing.

Drawing - Well, not so much anymore but I used to enjoy drawing caricatures of people who annoyed the piss out of me and then proceeding to stab it with a very dull spork.

Reading - Ahh, yes. There's nothing more relaxing than reading racy passages in your monthly subscription to *((censored))* magazine. KY Jelly is optional.

Movies - I have a wide array of dvds that are methodically placed in particular sections of my living room floor.......FINE! .... I don't have any more space on my dvd rack for them.

Pop culture junky- Yes, it's often a favorite topic of discussion of mine. It's fun tor bring up random things from the past and just babble senselessly about them.