I'm a foutain of blood in the shape of a girl.

I enjoy spinning fire, drinking away my braincells, causing mischeif, and pretending to be a photographer to pick up chicks. I live your average ho-hum life in middle America, working retail and dreaming of adventure. I tend to get lost in books quite often - mostly memiors, historial fiction, and zombie novels. I'm a firm supporter of outdated slang, asking someone if the "dig" is waaaay cooler than asking if they understand. I have the overwhelming need to write down every small quirk, minute detail, and random fact about what makes me me in a desperate attempt to give the random stranger an idea of me, the person, as a whole. It never works and I usually end up feeling self-absorbed.

I'll write more when I remember what I was going to say D: